Oh My Gallifrey!

Gabi: Man, break sucks
Me: It's okay. It'll get better in Jan. Since I got me a job 8D. Well, It'll get better for me.
Gabi: thanks for crushing me a little more Kelley lol
Me: Anytime. Want me to crush you a little more by telling you that I didn't even ask for it? I just got an email from someone who works at my HS asking if I wanna work for them in Jan? 
Gabi: Kelley, don't ever order mocha from Krankies in your future. Poison could have "possibly" slipped in there.
Me: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnwltqhA7R1qzj7lm.png (LOL memeface)

CP: My cousin ruins my mood so easily. She doesn't have to do anything and she bursts my bubble
RC: Its because you were Hitler in a past life.
CP: What?
RC: thats why your cousins annoy you. Its karmic retribution. You should apply to an art school. If they let you in, your cousins get to live. If not, KILL ALL THE THINGS

Nicknames...

Me: Aww, I want someone i can call by their last name.
CP: You can call me Chao..?
Me: But I already call you Peggs. And Peggers. And Peggster. And once, Peggatron. Besides, if I called you Chao, I'd be referring to half of the city's Asian community, the other half being Nguyen... with some Lee's scattered in there...